Clinton’s Top Ten

June 1, 1995
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(Publisher’s note: Dear Monica is not included as this was written before the blue dress blotch)

Top 10 reasons Bill Clinton is so unpopular:

10. You Whitewashed Whitewater

9. Feminists are upset over sexual harassment charges, and rumors that the White House is muck with sexist jokes and comments demeaning to women.

8. Men are upset over the fact that you let Hillary wear the pants in the family and won’t even spend the lousy $39.95 to get her a thighmaster..
7. Your saxophone stinks.

6. You never told us in the campaign that you were going to name Beavis, Secretary of the Treasury, and give Butthead the job of Secretary of State.

5. If we wanted Jimmy Carter back, we’d have voted for him in 1980!

4. I want my Uzi & I want it now!

3. Briefs or Boxers, who cares? We all know eunichs wear neither.

2. Jocelyn Elders, Donna Shalala, Janet Reno. Appointing women to power is fine, but shouldn’t you at least check for brain waves frist???

1. Anybody too stupid to inhale certainly doesn’t deserve to be the leader of the Free World!

©gc1995

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