Arizona common sense vs California liberalism

March 10, 2012
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Arizona’s common sense will trump California’s liberalism every day, every night, every time.

Today I present another installment in the semi-regular, every now and then, whenever I feel like it, series of  “inbox” posts.  This one plays particularly well with my favorite phrase:  “Why do they call it “common” sense with it’s so f*%$ing rare?!”

If the liberals would leave the rest of us alone and just screw up their own lives there would be no need to circulate emails as the one below.

BUT, since we all know the true mission of the left is not to actually “help” anyone but rather to control “everyone”, the Corner will do it’s part to continue putting their hypocrisy on parade as the opportunity arises.  (And at this point there a far, far more opportunities than time to post.)

Enjoy and have a great weekend all, see ya round the Corner Monday.

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only
doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to  make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

ARIZONA:

The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.


And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Arizona is not.

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One Response to Arizona common sense vs California liberalism

  1. March 12, 2012 at 5:55 am

    The highest man understands what exactly is right; the inferior man understands what’s going to sell.
    Sooner or later, invariably winners are the types who think they could.

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