Friday Folly

November 14, 2008
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From the “This is so weird it HAS to be true category” comes this quote from MyWay.com, London (ap):
“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice,” he said in an interview on Wednesday. “It’s me settling into that position of just really accepting that it’s one thing to say you want to do it and it’s another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan.”

The above revelation coming from none other than that literary giant of our age, rapper and thinker extraordinare: Mr. Kanye West.

Below are just a few snipits of Mr. West’s exceptional talent:

……(She give me money)
Now I ain’t sayin she a gold digger (When I’m need)
but she ain’t messin wit no broke niggaz(I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)……

and this gem:

…….[Verse 2: Kanye West]
Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick
Ladies tired of gettin’ ripped off by guys like this
And givin’ head is like a whale that’s using a toothpick
Well, I’m in the club for a limited time
Act now and get some action for $free.99
Later on I might charge for ménage
Heard her man was the boss of the floss
But she still want to toss me the drawers
And it ain’t gon’ cost me because she my caddy
Cuz she grabbed my golf balls in the club
And I’m still actin’ calm than a mug
She asked “Can you drive me and the hunnies to where my Altima was?”
While we drive she tellin’ me ’bout problems with her man
Baby I fully understand
Let me help you with a plan
While he trickin’ off, don’t get no rich nigga
Give ME some head, that’ll really piss him off
[inhales]…………

Here’s a nice little quaint one:

………..Take notes while I take tokes to the marijuana smoke
One look and murder she wrote
She drop dead gorgeous, she drop dead……

And we can’t leave out these two masterpieces:

……….first of all this song right here got a long ass intro
you got everything you got beats from kanye
what else you need
this a this a kanye beat
its not da its not da imposters this time
you know you like this
i i know i i been in the studio with her
you know what listen to me……

My niggas

……..[Chorus]
Drug dealing just to get by
Stack your money till it gets sky high
(Kids sing, kids sing)
We wasn’t supposed to make it past 25
Joke’s on you we still alive
Throw your hands up in the sky
And say we don’t care what people say……..

If being the “voice of his generation” delusion was only in West’s head that would be one thing. Unfortunately it’s not and even worse, it’s already embedded in far too many.

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