Friday Follies 2.27.09

March 7, 2009

(Editor’s note: This is a re-creation of the original post lost in cyberspace the morning of the 27th. If any of you happen to find the original floating around somewhere, there is a five cent return deposit fee being offered.)

Tis that time once again when we take stock of the inane and foolish put upon us by those forced to navigate life with an amount of gray matter just slightly larger than that found in your average toad.

Bird Brain Times Two

Bird Brain Times Two

In any other world, in any other time, the picture to the left would be but an inane photo of a nice lady with her pet chicken. Yet this isn’t any other time and to many in this world she is anything BUT a nice “lady”. Her name is Ingrid Newkirk and she’s the President of that always calm and collected group PETA.

Yes, that calm and collected group that motivates co-eds to protest naked in front of Kentucky Fried Chickens, douses celebrities with blood for wearing fur coats, and has an article on their blog entitled: Will Human-Faced Fish Save the Seas? As activists go, this group is not your average “we’ve got a cause” and prides itself in giving us almost 30 years of “what the F#%% did they do now?”

So just what exactly has Ms. Newkirk done now? Well, it’s not exactly what she’s already done, but what she WANTS done. Done to her body after she dies that is. You see, Ms “I am PETA hear me roar” has written a “directions for the disposition of the remains of Ingrid Newkirk” and posted it to the web.

Keeping in line with PETA’s penchant for the preposterous she is suggesting (among other things):
Her body “meat” or portion thereof be used for a human barbecue; her skin made into leather products; one of her eyes removed, mounted and sent to the EPA to let them know PETA will continue to “watch” them; ears sent to Canada, liver to France and her “pointing finger” to the owner of the Ringling Bros. and Branum and Bailey Circus.

Man, what I wouldn’t give to have a ring side seat to the circus going on inside this lady’s head!

For the complete lunacy list:
Take My Body, PLEASE

As always, have a great weekend and I’ll see ya round the corner come Monday.

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